muttalert

poetrylesbian

i am literally about to start weeping over this little bear

poetrylesbian

look at this baby 😭

dndryan

codfish246

justghoulishthings

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

heartseeker

@straycatj turns out Kofuku is not the only black menace

It's the first time for me to feel sympathy with a dog...😑

straycatj

dax-symbiont asked:

why do you have bad memories from helping landlady take care of kofu when he was a baby? what did he do?

straycatj answered:

It was nothing but a bad memory

It was also a bad memory!!

cyle

aleapofbeauty on ig

princess peach at the sperm bank

were--ralph

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

pukicho

Anonymous asked:

I wanna fuck my best friend

pukicho answered:

My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.

This was not a suggestion

sergle

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

once again i have been written up by HR

muttalert

transfantasma

grawly

sloppystyle